I was struck by how funny the Stig intros generated from this project by u/fsaifdiwq was yesterday. So I wanted to see if I can get a GPT-2 to only do Stig intros. Due to the size of the dataset I can tell that it shows signs of overfitting, but many results are still new and quite fun.

Some say that he is confused by clouds and thinks the wind is behind the clouds. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say he has the worlds largest collection of toe nails that he has harvested off his bee hive and that he has a full body tattoo that could make a black hole. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say that he once slipped on an orange peel, some say that he ate a porcelain mug, without any tea. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say he tastes exactly the same as leprechauns, and that his favourite pastime is crushing other peoples skulls with his glass of milk. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say he won the Nobel Peace Prize, and that hes convinced Jesus and The Lion King are The Lion King 1 and 2. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say, ”There is a white paper on the problem with trees being bad for him but not for his skin”. Others say his eyelids are white, and that in 2007 he was convicted of the theft of The Lamps. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say he once punched a lady in the face and he was confused until he realised people arent that good at sitting still; and that his favorite language is Chinese. All we know is hes called the Stig.

And you can begin with a topic yourself and see how it finishes the introduction. Here I made it mention reddit:

Some say he uses reddit to his own detriment, by posting anti-Donald tweeters. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say he uses reddit to look at children’s books and that he is lucky starstruck with Justin Bieber. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say he uses reddit to look at nipples and that when he watches children on cell phone video he sees little to no reason to change them. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say reddit is his new bathroom partner, and that when he goes to the beach to have a bonfire. All we know is hes called the Stig.

Some say reddit is his social media following and that has not bought the entire worlds supply of earthworms for his new home planet on pluto just yet. All we know is hes called the Stig.

I hope you find them as amusing as I do!